Thanks to J Phillip Farnada's post "Why It's Time To Get Rid Of Weiner" yesterday, I was compelled to write a comment from a very distant perspective...a piece on the way we, in this place called America, will be looked upon from a far and distant future:
"In the year 2011, there was an uprising; an uprising in a land called America. This uprising occured in a large city called New York, in a territory and state of the same name.
In this land called America, there were many people who loved their country so much that they wanted to keep it as it's founders had designed it: It was a country of great freedoms and openess. So when this uprising occured, there was a great call to all who lived in this land to stand up to an increasing need to make sure that those freedoms were protected and that openess kept it's place within the People's lives!.
The uprising came into being because of one man---a man called Weiner, who did not think his private parts were something to be kept from the eyes of the People--in fact, he felt that his rights and freedoms included the NEED to reveal his most intimate parts, especially to his constituents, his supporters.
So, the uprising took place on the streets of New York; the crowds yelling at the top of their lungs: "Let Weiners Shine!--Let Weiners Shine!"....and the man who started this whole event became the Mayor of this great city in this great land. Let all who care to know, this land has not been found on any map since that great uprising--it has completely disappeared from the globe and the land called America is now among the lost lands and is now, like Atlantis, one of the great mysteries of the 21st century."
I'm just sayin'......
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